Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Even MORE downloads...


More of my own shit...this one's pretty old. Jim Jones Catering Service was probably the 3rd or 4th 'real' band I was ever involved in. I wrote most of the music and lyrics for our tunes, and it was a chaotic blend of Nirvana-ish rock, math-rock time signatures, and free-jazz saxophone...all with catchy choruses and 3-part dude vocals. I dunno, that's how it was described to me more than once, anyhow. I'm not sure if everybody wants me using full names, but the lineup (for this record) was as follows:

Kellen - Drums
Matt - Saxophone/Vocals
Me - Guitar/Vocals
Kyle - Guitar/Vocals
Chris - Bass
Tom - Keyboards/Vocals

although our bassist from conception until about 2 months before this album was a dude named Boe. Not to get into too much detail, but we played for about 3-4 years, cutting 2 EPs and 1 full length album all ourselves before deciding to do a 'studio' LP with Mark Larmee at Broadside Productions. Probably the best-sounding recordings I've ever played on.

The music (save saxophone and keyboards) was recorded live, mostly in 2-3 takes (sometimes less). If I remember correctly, we tracked to tape (1/2"???) and then Mark mixed and mastered the whole thing in Pro-Tools.

The catch? We broke up about a week before the masters came back to us, and never did a damn thing with this record. Oh well.

Jim Jones Catering Service (aka JJCS) - 'Catch and Release Music'

Tracklist:

1. The Crabtree Tango
2. The Twin Towers Fell Over Because Some Kids Can't Respect Their Parents
3. Otra Vez, Motherfucker
4. On the Deathbed with Dutch Schultz
5. Bitch Needs a Tomato
6. The Yelping of a Wounded Dog Wouldn't Change Your Mind
7. Mushroom Farm
8. Fourteen Million
9. God Made Hands for Praying, Not for Flashing Gang Symbols
10. Message to the Native Americans: Finder's Keeper's
11. Premarital Sects
12. Size Zero in Nothing (The Crocodile Smile)
13. Ladies + Beer
14. Space Shuttle
15. This One Goes Out to __________

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Monday, June 28, 2010

Bizarro Jerry's Kutout Bin Klassics, Vol. 1

I promised more downloads, and here they are. Most people interested in music are familiar with the cutout bin--that area of the record store where the albums nobody wants are stacked with little slits in the corners so you know it's a piece of shit (in theory). However, there are always a few winners, which is what I'll be covering in this series. Basically, albums that nobody really wants to hear.

First up is Orange 9mm's 1997 album 'Tragic.' Say what you will about rap metal and idiotic acts like Limp Bizkit, but the idea isn't a bad one. Most rappers like their music to have low bass tones that vibrate car speakers. Most metal bands like their songs to have...well, low tones that vibrate speakers. Some of the best rap music is violent and angry, as is some of the best metal music. However, for some reason, very few acts seem to be able to get the sound right. Rage Against the Machine comes to mind, as do the Deftones (although they don't feature much rapping), and even groups like Faith No More.

To me, Orange 9mm have created quite possibly the best rap-metal album of all time with 'Tragic.' Sure, it's not perfect--it has a LOT of filler, and many songs feature distorted-to-shit vocals and odd production techniques, but the songs are solid and the dude can fucking sing. How about that?

Anyways, give it a play, see what you think. I like all kinds of music (if you can't tell from the show itself) and can appreciate when a band gets their sound right, even if it's not my thing. That's not the case here, though. I'll bump this shit like nobody's business.

Orange 9mm - 'Tragic'

Tracklist:

1. Fire in the Hole
2. Tragic
3. 7
4. Gun to Your Head
5. Stick Shift
6. Dead in the Water
7. Method
8. Crowd Control
9. Muted
10. Take You Away
11. Failure
12. Feel it
13. Kiss it Goodbye

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Thursday, June 24, 2010

Playlist for 6-18-10, "Wackos Speak Louder than Words"

You may remember last year when I did several 'theme shows' on the program. Well, it's that time again, and I've got some new (and exciting) themes to cover this time around. Kicking off this chapter is last week's podcast, 'Wackos Speak Louder than Words,' 2 hours of bizarre instrumental music that is truly beyond description. Some of the artists have been played before, while others are new to you and me.

This will continue next week, as tonight will be the first time ever I won't be on the air bringing you the weirdness. This is because I STILL haven't seen the Melvins live enough, and they're coming to Detroit.

Anyhow, download the podcast here.

Playlist:

Jun 18 - 1:57 AM Lucifer Incubus Black Mass
No Bizarro Jerry e/d
Jun 18 - 1:45 AM Henry Flynt Leather High in E Hillbilly Tape Music
No
e/d
Jun 18 - 1:40 AM Vermonster Stoned Guitar (Section) Instinctively Inhuman
No
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Jun 18 - 1:38 AM Stu Phillips Biker Ballet Hell's Angels on Wheels Original Soundtrack
No
e/d
Jun 18 - 1:31 AM Bob Bell Necropolis (Part 4) Necropolis
No
e/d
Jun 18 - 1:25 AM Aphex Twin Windowlicker Windowlicker requestical Yes Bizarro Jerry e/d
Jun 18 - 1:07 AM Alan Watts Metamatic Ritual This is IT
No
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Jun 18 - 12:59 AM Sun City Girls Sangkala Suite Libyan Dream
No Bizarro Jerry e/d
Jun 18 - 12:54 AM Partli Cloudi Tantum Rotten Wood
No
e/d
Jun 18 - 12:49 AM Unknown Thai Orchestra Unknown #8 70's Thai Orchestra
No
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Jun 18 - 12:43 AM Slava Ranko Twin God Babies Arctic Hysteria
No
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Jun 18 - 12:38 AM Zu Axion Carboniferous
No
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Jun 18 - 12:35 AM Joe Meek and the Blue Men Orbit Around the Moon I Hear a New World
No Bizarro Jerry e/d
Jun 18 - 12:25 AM Dennis Weise The Return of the Akpallus Mutants (Pt. B) - 93rd Current Valhalla
No
e/d
Jun 18 - 12:20 AM Ya Ho Wa 13 Ho Penetration: An Aquarian Symphony
No
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Jun 18 - 12:17 AM Emil Richards and the Microtonal Blues Band Maharimba Journey to Bliss
No
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Jun 18 - 12:14 AM Fred Frith What a Dilemma Gravity
No
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Jun 18 - 12:10 AM Jandek Lavender You Walk Alone
No Bizarro Jerry e/d
Jun 18 - 12:02 AM Harvester Kristallen den Fina Hemat
No Bizarro Jerry e/d

That's it...more downloads soon. I'm not sure if it'll be my own stuff or something else yet...

Monday, June 14, 2010

Playlist for 6-11-10...lots of long, jam-filled tracks for some reason. Also, PAWN's album 'Everything' available for download

Another week, another podcast...

Check it.

Playlist:

Jun 11 - 1:57 AM Pine Hill Insane Isolation
No Bizarro Jerry e/d
Jun 11 - 1:51 AM Robert Martin Long Goodbye Long Goodbye
No
e/d
Jun 11 - 1:48 AM Sound Ceremony Virgins Do S/T
No
e/d
Jun 11 - 1:46 AM Mind Pollution Litterboxmind Your Pollution
No
e/d
Jun 11 - 1:39 AM Siloah Krishna's Golden Dope Shop S/T
No
e/d
Jun 11 - 1:33 AM Otto Muehl Klavierkonzert K Psycho Motorik
No
e/d
Jun 11 - 1:31 AM Sexton Ming You Can't Polish a Turd Old Horse of the Nation
No Bizarro Jerry e/d
Jun 11 - 1:05 AM The Oracle The Awakening Nataraja da Nada
No Bizarro Jerry e/d
Jun 11 - 12:56 AM Rustic Hinge Mastodon Replicas
No
e/d
Jun 11 - 12:52 AM Joseph I Ain't Fattenin' No More Frogs for Snakes Stoned Age Man
No
e/d
Jun 11 - 12:50 AM Bill Bissett and the Mandan Massacre Files in th Tempul Awake in th Red Desert
No
e/d
Jun 11 - 12:45 AM Slava Ranko No Brain Arctic Hysteria
No
e/d
Jun 11 - 12:44 AM Edgar Broughton Band The Moth S/T
No Bizarro Jerry e/d
Jun 11 - 12:43 AM Jerry Rayson Yo Soy de Mi Patria The Weird Thing in Town
No
e/d
Jun 11 - 12:43 AM Vertical Slit Canyon Girl Twisted Steel and the Tits of Angels
No
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Jun 11 - 12:43 AM Lula Cortes Calming Ballad Rosa de Sangue
No
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Jun 11 - 12:42 AM Robbie the Werewolf Drums and Guns At the Waleback
No
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Jun 11 - 12:08 AM Megatrip Song for Syd S/T
No Bizarro Jerry e/d
Jun 11 - 12:03 AM The New Creation Wind Troubled
No
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Jun 11 - 12:00 AM James Ferraro My Parents Think I'm Turning into a Cockroach Feed Me
No Bizarro Jerry e/d

And...because I wanted to eventually follow up on my previous post of Logic Bomb's demos, here is the full-length 'Everything' recorded by Marc Keirns' later K-zoo band PAWN. This stuff is a lot more grunge-based (and louder)...I like it better, but I had to start from the beginning.

Album: 'Everything' by PAWN
Description: Mid-90's Kalamazoo/Galesburg grunge music...lots of drugs, hate, violence...similar to Logic Bomb but more 'together' and with better songs (I think.) Some songs are VERY lo-fidelity, while others sound pretty clean. MP3's are really low quality, too, but that's because the only place I could find most of these tracks was an abandoned SoundClick page for these guys...I don't know anybody who has a copy of the actual album (I used to years ago), but I don't remember it sounding any better than these versions.

Tracklist:

1. Liar
2. Closely Shaven Genitalia
3. Unpolished
4. Ten Sea Sees
5. Pedophile
6. NRL
7. Valentine's Day Massacre
8. Our Apathenter
9. Synthetic
10. Dilapidated
11. Mandatory Suicide
12. Hair of the Tongue

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Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Old Kalamazoo rock band demos...check it



I promised some downloads, so here's this:

Logic Bomb was apparently one of the many early-90's alt-rock bands from K-zoo that almost made it big, but had things fucked up somehow. I never got a chance to see them play, but basically the same band members formed a group called PAWN (Parental Authorities' Worst Nightmare) around 95-96. I might upload their stuff here, too.

I have no idea what the fuck these guys are doing now, although I tried to get in contact with them a while back for booking a show with no luck. Does anybody know what the hell?

Anyhow...these tracks aren't arranged in any particular order, but this file's got:

Angst of a Redneck Town
Did You Say Zigelmorph?
Furry White Pussy
Hate Me, Kill Me
Homecoming King
Joy Curve
Little Happy Thing
Mr. Sunshine
Scum
T on YS gr AND ma
The Scent of Afterbirth
Third Planet from the Sun
Voyage
Voyage (remix)

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The sound kind of reminds me of a more quaaluded-out Nirvana with sloppier musicianship and darker (if you can believe it) lyrics. Lots of drugs, hate, violence, etc.

We used to go see these guys at our community hall all the time, so hearing all this stuff is definitely a trip down memory lane.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Playlist for 6-4-10...back to regular ol' radio shit



Nothin' special this time around...we'll see about next week. Just a lot of oddball one-off tracks I haven't played before.

Download the podcast...it's pretty decent.


Playlist:

Jun 04 - 1:55 AM Rockin' Rollin' Blues Band Track 10 Wild and Untamed
No Bizarro Jerry e/d
Jun 04 - 1:48 AM Mu Blue Form S/T
No
e/d
Jun 04 - 1:40 AM Residents N-er-gee (Crisis Blues) Meet the Residents
No
e/d
Jun 04 - 1:36 AM Carnivorous Birds Acid Squirtgun Life Metal 1997-9004
No
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Jun 04 - 1:33 AM Art Bears The Slave Winter Songs
No
e/d
Jun 04 - 1:29 AM Crispin Hellion Glover These Boots are Made for Walking The Big Problem Does Not Equal the Solution. The Solution = Let it Be
No Bizarro Jerry e/d
Jun 04 - 1:21 AM Jandek European Jewel II The Rocks Crumble
No
e/d
Jun 04 - 1:19 AM Howard Finster Boil Dem Cabbage Down The Night Howard Finster Got Saved
No
e/d
Jun 04 - 1:13 AM Zero-D Klingon Rock Tongan Music
No
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Jun 04 - 1:10 AM Cromagnon First World of Bronze Orgasm
No
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Jun 04 - 1:07 AM Congresswoman Malinda Jackson Parker Cousin Mosquito #1 Songs in the Key of Z, Vol. 1
No Bizarro Jerry e/d
Jun 04 - 1:00 AM Chrome My Time to Live The Visitation
No
e/d
Jun 04 - 12:56 AM Run DMT Money Bong Voyage
No
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Jun 04 - 12:53 AM Stradivarius Walking in the Bach's World Trachcan 23: Euromania #3 Compilation
No
e/d
Jun 04 - 12:39 AM Sunburned Hand of the Man No Magic Man No Magic Man
No
e/d
Jun 04 - 12:35 AM Mystic Minds It's Real Mind Over Matter
No Bizarro Jerry e/d
Jun 04 - 12:27 AM Kaplan Brothers Eleanor Rigby S/T
No
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Jun 04 - 12:23 AM Sun City Girls Dead Chick in the River Kaliflower
No
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Jun 04 - 12:21 AM Sun City Girls Esta Susan en Casa? Horse Cock Phepner
No
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Jun 04 - 12:13 AM Nova Billy Portrait Henry Flynt and Nova Billy
No
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Jun 04 - 12:11 AM Paul Super Apple The Chance Demo Tape
No
e/d
Jun 04 - 12:11 AM Nova Billy Portrait Henry Flynt and Nova
No
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Jun 04 - 12:08 AM Paul Super Apple The Chance Demo Tape
No Bizarro Jerry e/d
Jun 04 - 12:02 AM MC Trachiotomy Angel Dust With Love from Tahiti
No Bizarro Jerry e/d


There was a fuckup and I listed a couple songs twice, but you can probably figure it out...

More downloads soon.