Forte 10-26-12 - Halloween edition

Yep...this year's Halloween episode of Forte. Get the podcast by way of WIDR here.

Tracklist:

Burzum - Dunkelheit
Type O Negative - Black No. 1
Danzig - Evil Thing
Acid Bath - Paegan Love Song
Helloween - Murderer
Saint Vitus - Zombie Hunger
Flotsam and Jetsam - She Took an Axe
Electric Wizard - Wizard in Black
Mortician - Slaughterhouse
Mortician - Cannibal Feast
Black Hole - Demoniac City
Voivod - Fix My Heart
Voivod - Too Scared to Scream
Voivod - Sub-Effect
Voivod - Chaosmongers
Cryptopsy - Born Headless
Lord Gore - Human Bot-Fly
Venom - Witching Hour
Residents - Sinister Exaggerator
Death SS - Zombie
Candlemass - Bewitched
Black Funeral - Vampire/Der Werewolf
Cemeterium - Abandoned Crypt
Deliverance - Devil's Meat
Type O Negative - Black Sabbath
Disembowelment - The Spirits of the Tall Hills
Samhain - Mother of Mercy
Rudimentary Peni - Night Gaunts
Incantation - Unholy Massacre
Darkthrone - Under a Funeral Moon
Vektor - Forests of Legend

Happy holidays...it's the only one I do a specialty show for.

Forte 10-19-12 - 'Incredibly Strange Metal Program 2'

The long-awaited sequel to the radio show I did a year and a half ago....plenty of new shit and old 'outsider' metal classics for ya. Download it or stream it from the WIDR podcast page here.

Tracklist:

Dwarr - Are You Real?
Alvin Dahn - You're Driving Me Mad
Coven - Jail House
Mourir et Revenir - Jouissance Ultime
Old Lady Drivers - Supermarket Monstrosity
Malicious Onslaught - Carcassed
Lullaby - Welcome Lucifer
Nuit Noire - I Am a Fairy
Black Hole - Land of Mystery
Black Funeral - Az-i-Dahak (Awake)
The Preachers - My Little Friend
Orthrelm - Untitled #8
Oranssi Pazuzu - Maavaltimo
Doom - Body No Body
Legion - Hold On
Reji Cat JimZ's Christ - Holy War
Woodlan's Edge - The Bloodsoaked Forest
Taist of Iron - Ouija
Black Mayonnaise - Graveyard
Lester Maddox - Egypt (the Chains are Off)
Vorak - Blitzkrieg - Fighting Under the Rune of Triumph
Killer Fox - The Sign
Furze - Demonic Order in the Eternal Fascist's Hall
Heather Leather - Child Molester
Cornbugs - Box 'A Hair
Pharaons - Nagasaki
Lugubrum - De Vette Cuecken
Pan-thy-monium - Thee-Pherenth
Uz jsme doma - Kapka - Droplet
Wolfmangler - Poludnica
Damien Storm - Stormbringer
Kuster - Love a Bit
Celtic Frost - I Won't Dance (The Elder's Orient)
Ornaments of Agony - Milarepa
Warning - Warning
Exterminator - Voyage to Hell
Brocas Helm - Hell's Whip
Varghkoghargasmal - The Forest is Whispering

Outsider requests

Hey folks,

Since this blog is actually picking up steam now, and I am an incredibly lazy person when it comes to the internet, I'd like to give you a brief list of some outsider stuff I have but have not uploaded here. Shoot me a message at whimperwarrior@gmail.com or leave me a comment here and I will post your request. Also, if there is anything in the 'outsider' spectrum that you've had difficulty finding that you DON'T see in this list, hit me up as I probably have it somewhere.

-Dwarr discography (not just 'Animals')
-Jerry Solomon ('Past the 20th Century' and 'Into the Woods' or whatever it's called)
-3 tracks by Reji Cat JiimZ's Christ (outsider metal)
-Metal Enterprises stuff (i.e. Killer Fox, Thrash Queen, Godzilla, Kalaschnikov, etc.)
-Jim Shepard/V-3 discography
-Harry Perry's 'Greatest Hits of the Millennium'
-the Svaty Vincent album
-Armand Schaubroeck discography
-Mark Tucker discography
-Dead Horse/Michael Haaga discography
-Konrad's 'Evil' album

...these are just a few things that seem as though they'd be enjoyed by the readers of this blog. I've got lots and lots of stuff so by all means, request away.

Also, I've conducted interviews with the following artists that I'd be happy to re-up:

-Mark Tucker
-Anal Cunt (Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)
-Copernicus
-Kenneth Higney
-Cris Kirkwood (Meat Puppets)
-Bobb Trimble

Mourning Noise - 'Death Trip Delivery (1981-1985)'

Here's somethin' a little halloween-y for ya...

So, obviously, we play a lot of Misfits on our punk radio show during the October month. You probably know them. If you don't, how can you call yourself a music fan? Anyhow, what you might NOT know is that there was an eerily similar band from the SAME TOWN (Lodi, NJ) as the Misfits, and not only that, but from the SAME STREET.

A big complaint of Misfits fans is obviously that once Danzig left, the music fell way off....and since only recently are the guys all becoming friends again, it's not likely that we'll hear the OG Misfits put out something new for quite a bit of time. Sooo, in the meantime, you can listen to this band's anthology release, which is basically a lost Misfits album from the 80's. It has the same style, production, everything. If anything, it's a little tighter musically than the original Misfits. Not that I'm faulting them for being sloppy...just sayin'. Shit, apparently Danzig even drew their record cover!

So, enjoy this while you're cramming razorblades into candy apples.

Tracklist:

1. Nestle Baby Killer
2. Death in a White Cloud
3. Crimson Carrie
4. Mr. Surveillance
5. Progress for the People
6. Monster Madness
7. Murder Machine
8. Empty Grave
9. Monster Madness
10. Vincent's Theme
11. Underground Zero
12. Barbarian Hunt
13. Dawn of the Dead
14. Fighting Chance
15. Laser Lights
16. My Demon Eyes
17. Addiction
18. Monster Madness
19. Vincent's Theme
20. Underground Zero
21. Foolish Grief
22. Progress for the People (Live)
23. Fighting Chance (Live)
24. Vincent's Theme (Live)
25. Laser Lights (Live)
26. Sergio (Live)
27. Addiction (Live)
28. My Demon Eyes (Live)
29. Radical (Live)
30. Crimson Carrie (Live)
31. Dawn of the Dead (Live)
31.?? Runaway
32. Monster Madness (Live)
32.?? Runaway (Instrumental)

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Films 7 - October part 3

...aaand the last 11 horror films I'm going to review for October.

'Def By Temptation' - 1990

Some of you may be familiar with this since Troma put it out. That being said, it's NOTHING like a regular Troma movie. I would put this film in a category with stuff like 'Where the Dead Go to Die' and 'The Room'...i.e. 'outsider' cinema. This is obviously the product of one man's imagination. It's very religious, sometimes hard to follow, and homemade-looking. However, it is also very artistic and enjoyable (even if it steals a scene from 'Videodrome'--whatever though, more films NEED shots of dudes getting sucked into TVs.) Also, look for a brief appearance by Samuel L. Jackson!

'Troll' - 1986

Lesser-known than the disasterous 'Troll 2,' but equally awful/awesome. If you don't know, 'Troll 2' does NOT feature any trolls, and was created by a guy who spoke English as a second language and insisted on writing the script IN English. He also hired a bunch of Italians who didn't speak English, then only hired American actors (the film was shot in America). It was released as 'Troll 2' to capitalize on the success (?) of this film, which was already a z-grade picture. What the fuck? Anyhow. This one's about a troll that takes on the form of a little girl and terrorizes her neighbors in an apartment complex, turning their homes into bizarre troll habitats along the way. It's pretty fucking weird, and with the PG-13 rating, totally family friendly--if you're into that sorta thing. Apparently this was also the first film Seinfeld's Julia Louis-Dreyfus was in, too.

'The Immortalizer' - 1989

Upon researching, this seems to be a direct-to-video release. Figures, it was pretty goddamn bad. A mad scientist somehow hides the fact that he's stealing young people and putting rich old peoples' minds inside their heads. He does this with the help of some fucked-up mutants he accidentally created. It might be godawful, but this prime piece of 80's trash still comes recommended if you're a b-movie fan like me.

'Trancers' - 1985

I hold films released by Full Moon to a higher standard than most b-films. Part of that is because I saw 'Puppet Master' at a very young age and thought it was awesome, and part of that is because this film is so damn good. Okay, the plot isn't very strong, some of the acting is questionable, and the whole premise is an obvious attempt to not outstretch their budget (I mean, c'mon...cop from the future goes back to 1985? Why even bother making it a sci-fi film?)....but 'Trancers' ends up being a really artistic piece of low-budget fun. Tim Thomerson is awesome as usual, the special effects are cheap but effective, and I dunno, it's just a good time. I can't recommend this one enough...

'Brain Dead' - 1990

Not to be confused with Peter Jackson's 'Dead Alive' (which is also titled 'Brain Dead' in some countries, and I believe it has that title on the image I posted a few weeks ago), THIS one comes from the mind of Charles Beaumont, one of the original writers for the 'Twilight Zone' series. I didn't realize until looking this up that he died in '67, meaning the script must've been in the vault for a looooonnnnng time. Oh well. Look at the cast of this shit. Bill Paxton AND Bill Pullman. Bud Cort (aka Harold from 'Harold and Maude). Cool, right? When I rented this, everything about it screamed 'b-movie,' from the shitty cover art to the shitty music during the title sequence, to the washed-out 80's look of the whole thing. However, the story here is VERY unusual and the acting (obviously) is top-notch. It's almost like the inclusion of a superb cast and a story by a legendary writer overcame EVERYTHING ELSE about this film. Oh yeah, it's really intentionally funny, too...some great jokes and unusual secondary characters here. Definitely for when you want a horror film that's more heady than the usual fare.

'The Stuff' - 1985

I finally watched this because it was compared to 'Street Trash' and 'Slime City,' but I think that's just because it involves people melting kinda. Not as good as those two, and not nearly as offensive as 'Street Trash,' but this was still a fun piece of 80's trash. I mean, just the idea of people freaking out about a 'new dessert' that's going to 'replace ice cream' but isn't anything like it is so unbelievably stupid. It's like the movie just formed without anybody taking the time to write it. Worth the time if you're stoned/drunk enough.

'Buttcrack' - 1998

Yes, there really is a movie about a guy whose buttcrack turns you into a zombie when you look at it. Yes, it really features Mojo Nixon. Yes, of course, Troma released it. Almost too stupid for its meager hour-and-six-minutes length.

'Dollman' - 1991

It's not really a horror film...more of an action/thriller than anything, but you'll be glad you saw this one. Featuring Tim Thomerson (the lead in 'Trancers' and several other Charles Band productions) as a foot-high cop from another universe named Brick Bardo. It should be noted that, at this point, Full Moon didn't have the budget to properly do a film like this. Thomerson is constantly being put in odd angles in order to make his short stature seem 'realistic.' Whatever, though, this shit rules. There's barely anything going on, but Thomerson is so badass with his so-dumb-it's-smart tough guy schtick. The sequel to this pits him against the evil toys from 'Demonic Toys.' Apparently, all of these films are a sequel to 'Bad Channels,' another fantastic Full Moon feature. I can't remember exactly what it is, but Brick says something really funny to a fat kid in an elevator.

'Ice Cream Man' - 1995

This has long been one of my favorite b-movies. The lead is b-movie king Clint Howard (also Ron Howard's brother? Huh...didn't know that) and it's about an ice cream man that kills kids and then turns them into gross-ass ice cream flavors. Yes, it's VERY stupid. But it's got some great one-liners, and a carnival-esque atmosphere that's not unlike the 'Puppet Master' films. My favorite was when Clint says 'you're ice cream, kid' to a boy he's about to kill.

'Teenage Caveman' - 2002

Although there's a 50's movie with the same title, this is only very loosely based on it. From the sick mind of Larry Clark (the guy who found a 17-year-old Harmony Korine skateboarding and hired him to write his film 'Kids.'...also the guy who stole Korine's ideas for later films and did his own sleazy fuckery along the way...'Bully,' 'Wassup Rockers') comes the post-apocalyptic story of a tribe of 'cavemen' whose leader likes to be the only dude havin' any sex at all. Some of his tribe figure out that they're not really cavemen, but the remnants of modern man, who was killed off in a nuclear blast. They escape and go into the city and find some goth weirdos who make them do drugs and listen to the Misfits. Then they start exploding. No joke, that's about it. The acting is awful (as with most of Clark's films) and it's about one step away from being a porno, but that's the magic of Larry Clark. You get the feeling he's closer to the characters in his films than a 'trash' film maker like Andy Warhol or something.

'Dead Dudes in the House' - 1991

Finally, one last Troma masterpiece. Although not directed by Lloyd Kaufman, I guess this is a pretty highly-regarded flick from the Troma catalog. It's also a great instance of their tendency to exploit their own filmmakers, marketing the films however they want in order to get the most viewers. In this case, it's marketed as a 'fresh, hip-hop comedy horror.' There is NO rap music ANYWHERE in the film, and the characters are more like annoying guidos than anything. Regardless, the dialog is stupid-funny in the same way as 'Redneck Zombies' and you don't like any of the characters, so it's fun to watch 'em die. I was worried the plot would wear thin and the middle would drag too much for this to be enjoyable. I was wrong, the movie definitely plays on its strengths. Check it for sure if you can find it.




Alright, that's 31 horror movies reviewed for the month of October. I'm sure I'll watch some more before the end of the month (lots of these I haven't seen in years) and maybe they'll show up here.

Also, I tried to keep this list on the 'underground.' I figure most people who find this blog have seen the more well-known stuff I could recommend, but just in case you haven't, PLEASE watch these films:

-ALL David Cronenberg, especially 'The Fly' and 'Scanners.'
-ALL John Carpenter, specifically 'The Thing' and 'Prince of Darkness.'
-'Carnival of Souls'
-SOME Troma flicks. Namely the original 'Toxic Avenger' and 'Poultrygeist.'
-'Rosemary's Baby'
-'IT'
-'Evil Dead 2'
-The first 2 original 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' films.
-'Hellraiser' 1 and 2.
-Fucking 'Eraserhead.' I hope you've seen this.

Forte 10-12-12

Here's what I played last week on my metal show...you can listen to/download the podcast thru iTunes HERE.

Tracklist:

Type O Negative - Pyretta Blaze
Volhv - Fusion with the Tree
Within Temptation - Ice Queen
Fatal Narcosis - Valle de Bajada
O.L.D. - Special Olympics (request)
Fudge Tunnel - Sunshine of Your Love
Yellow Eyes - The Solid Chime of Matching Bone with Harder Strength
Death SS - Welcome to My Hell
Pantera - Where You Come From
Trollheim's Grott - Bizarre Troll Technology
Enslaved - Thoughts like Hammers (request)
Sveta Istina Vjestica - Eternity in Flames
Turisas - Miklagard Overture (request)
Mortuary Drape - Crepuscolar Whisper
Sleep - Dragonaut
Paradise Lost - Enchantment
Illogo - Retina-Scan
Cattle Decapitation - Applied Human Defragmentation
16 - Trigger Happy
Exorcist - Death By Bewitchment
Pig Destroyer - Naked Trees
Preyer - Terminator
Lugubrum - De Maeghere Cuecken
Slipknot - Coleslaw (Demo)
Beef Supreme - Death Shuts its Mouth
Strongblood - The Night is My Whore
Arsis - Forced to Rock (request)
Parabellum - Madre Muerte
Samael - Antigod
Gorgonized Dorks - Late Night Horror Show
Black Virgin - First to the Worst

Outsider faves

I made this 30-song compilation of some of my favorite outsider music. Mostly, it was for a friend, but some readers will probably find this interesting. You won't find any Shaggs, Wesley Willis, Daniel Johnston, etc. here. Not that I don't enjoy that stuff, but those are the most 'well-known' outsider musicians. I like to catalog the stuff that basically no one knows, because if you're into outsider music, you should hear all these tracks.

Tracklist:

1. Hasil Adkins - She Said
2. Residents - Picnic Boy
3. Vyto B - Good and Evil Biorhythms
4. Sound Ceremony - Tobacco Man
5. Sensational - I Like Crispies
6. Simon Finn - Jerusalem
7. Eddy Detroit - Vampire
8. Dwarr - Heavy Vibrations
9. Peter Grudzien - White Trash Hillbilly Trick
10. Caroliner - 20' Tall Stacked Skeleton Growling Fat Broke
11. Stephen David Heitkotter - Fly Over the Moon
12. DJ Spanish Fly - Smokin' Onion
13. Laghonia - I'm a Nigger
14. Dean Milan - Do it Like a Dog
15. Stan Hubbs - Joe and Gina
16. Alvin Dahn - You're Driving Me Mad
17. Konrad - My Girl Likes to Buy
18. Billy R. Couvson - Ching Chong China
19. Harry Perry - Message
20. Countryside Unitarian Fellowship - No Room for You
21. Jem Targal - Luckey Guy
22. Striborg - The Dark Forest's Embrace
23. Clem Hutchins - White Cloud
24. Mark Tucker - Sandbox-Upon-Storm
25. Alex Chilton - Riding Through the Reich
26. Svaty Vincent - Rikaji o mne, ze jsem blazen
27. Jerry Solomon - They Came from Everywhere
28. Bobb Trimble - Night at the Asylum
29. Skip Spence - War in Peace
30. Kenneth Higney - Rock Star

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